Thursday, June 18, 2020

Clovis Sings To A Scammer

Clovis got a call from an insurance scammer who told him that he could get a policy to cover his burial expenses. Clovis said that he isn't dead yet, so he doesn't need burial insurance. Clovis then went on about how he might actually be immortal so why would he need to buy something that he might not actually need? The rep said that Clovis was just lying to himself. Clovis relented and the rep said he wanted to give Clovis a quote. Clovis wondered what kind of quote he was going to get. A quote from a Kurt Vonnegut book?

The rep went into his spiel and said he'd like Clovis to "go on" which Clovis figured meant that he wanted Clovis to perform. So, Clovis did his best impression of Shug Fisher (a la Uncle Pecos from the old Tom and Jerry cartoons) and launched into a rendition of "Froggy Went-A-Courtin' (Crambone!)".

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