Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Telemarketer Tells Me I'm Going To Hell

It was another one of those "Lower your debt" credit card scams. I asked him if he was going to forgive my debt. When he confirmed, I sent out some Hallelujas and praises to Jesus. The rep actually thought it was funny and started laughing after telling me to Eff-off.

When I asked what I had to do in order to receive this blessing, the rep hesitated. I told him to read his script and asked him what his script told him to say. He replied that his script told me that I'm going to Hell for taking Jesus' name in vain. I told the rep I'd see him there.

What came next was a flurry of expletives and a convoluted explanation of why I'm going to Hell. He also admitted that he's a scammer, but said he wouldn't be going to Hell because he would ask for forgiveness.

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