Saturday, June 30, 2018

I Hit A Deer

It was around 4 AM. I was driving to the airport. There was a train running on my right side and I was about two cars behind the engine. A deer came bounding out of the forest between me and the train. The train must have scared her because she was moving like a bat out of hell. I hit the brakes, but it wasn't enough and she ran right into the front passenger side of my car. The impact was enough to throw my head forward onto my hand which was clinched around the steering wheel. I essentially punched myself in the face.

I pulled to the side of the road and got out of the car. I looked around for the deer but couldn't find her. She had either run off, or the impact had launched her back into the forest whence she came. The damage to my car was bad, but only seemed to be cosmetic. It didn't appear as if the engine had been affected. Still, I figured I should alert my State Farm agent right away. Thankfully, I remembered the summoning jingle.

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!", I said out loud.

Nothing. My agent didn't appear out of thin air like in the commercials. And I guess that's a good thing because I'm sure he was still asleep at the time and I had no desire to see my agent in his PJs.

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