Thursday, August 6, 2015

Everest University Calls Me

A recruiter from Everest University called looking for Clovis  the other day. Clovis had been playing phone tag with these folks, and, while doing so, had been wooed by other for-profit universities eager to get a chunk of his G.I. Bill. Everest has been the focus of a number of scandals over the years, so much so that it divested itself from its parent corporation, Corinthian Colleges Inc in order to make it look like less of a scam school.

Anyway, Clovis took the call and was quite disappointed that the rep wasn't nearly as excited to talk to him as he was to talk to her. Clovis then informed her that if she didn't up the amps on her excitement meter, he'd have to attend Ararat University instead.



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