There's a supplement out there called Brain Storm Elite that supposedly helps you with focus, memory and other cognitive functions. They called looking for Clovis early the other morning and Clovis expressed concern about explosive-diarrhea as a side effect. The call got cut off. About an hour later, another rep from Brain Storm called and, by then, Clovis figured that he wanted a supplement that would make him forget things rather than help him remember. That particular rep doled out some life-coaching advice for him and then hung up when Clovis claimed to have "A PhD in Awesome!"
As nice as these two reps were, I have no qualms about messing with them, given the rampant reports of Brain Storm engaging in billing fraud.