Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Something Evil Lurks In The Wal-Mart Toy Aisle

I know that Halloween has long since passed, but, it seems to me that the dolls I found in the clearance aisle of Wal-Mart would have been perfect for someone's Halloween decoration. They're sold under the name "Move and Play Twins" but they're just a generic set of twin dolls who talk to each other. To me, they look like something out of Children of the Corn. I kept expecting He Who Walks Behind The Aisles to appear and demand my blood as a sacrifice.

The Blue Man! Yes, the Blue Man!

Make sacrifice unto Him! Bring Him the blood of the outlanders!

A time of tribulation has come. A test is at hand... the final test.

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