Monday, May 9, 2011

ATI Insurance Accepts My Tourettes

When ATI first called me, I had thought that they were one of those fly-by-night extended auto-warranty scam peddlers. Turns out ATI is one of the largest independent insurance agencies in the Southeast. Okay, so maybe they're legit.I really don't care. ATI Insurance called me, so the telemarketer on the other end was subjected to my wrath.

The ATI rep called looking for Thomas. I informed her that Thomas had recently had a stroke and had developed Tourettes. I stammered throughout the call, often interrupting with spontaneous outbursts of proper names. I also declared that I had purple monkey testicles and a boil on my ass that looks like Elvis.

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