Monday, February 14, 2011

Kent State University Gets A Dose Of My Religion

I got a call from Kent State University recently and, upon answering, I told the recruiter that I was Reverend of The Church of the Fifth Wound ("Five Wounds" for short) and that I was hoping to find a college program that would help me expand my pulpit's reach. I made a point of ministering to the poor Kent State University recruiter in between every question she asked. Of course, when I found out that Kent State University was not officially a Christian institution, I had to pray for those poor souls to be saved. The call lasts about five-and-a-half minutes.

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