Wednesday, February 16, 2011

I tried the new Burger King Stuffed Steakhouse burger the other day. I was a little apprehensive because, at glance, it looks like someone flattened a corny turd and slapped it on a bun. Burger King has never disappointed me before, so, I courageously chowed down onto this jalapeno and cheese stuffed burger. For a novelty sandwich, it doesn't taste too bad. It tastes a lot like chili.

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall over at Burger King HQ when the suits were brainstorming ideas about this new burger.

"Team, beef prices are through the roof. How do we make our burgers cheaper?"

"We cut costs by stuffing them full of stuff that's cheaper than beef?"

"Great idea! But we have to do it with stuff we already have. We don't want to buy new ingredients."

"Why don't we mash stuff from the BK Breakfast Bowls into the beef patties? And to really sell it, we'll promote it as a specialty sandwich and charge extra!"

"Brilliant! Give that man a promotion!"

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