Monday, February 28, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Even though I'm not a fan of his bubble-gum pop music, I found aspects of Never Say Never to be very interesting. Say what you will about his hair or his music, but Justin Bieber has talent. Though I'm not thrilled by how he has chosen to express that talent, I am impressed by the support team that stands behind that kid. In particular, I was impressed at how big a role social media like Youtube and Twitter played in skyrocketing Justin Bieber to fame. Also, it's nice to see that everyone involved recognizes that it took hard work and dedicated fans to get Justin Bieber to where he is today. Even though I'm far from a fan, I figure I can appreciate any popular teen act that has achieved fame via his/her own merits rather than being manufactured by Disney or Nickelodeon. And, if my daughter likes him, he can't be all bad.
All that being said, after the movie, I did feel the need to earn my man card back by playing a few rounds of Call Of Duty: Black Ops, drinking a few beers and watching The Hangover.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
At this point, some fifteen minutes into a two hour class, I could have either dismissed everyone, turned the lab class into a lecture on something abstract like the Higgs Boson or the Wow! Signal, or I could improvise a lab. It was then that I had a flash of brilliance. I told my students to each disconnect a computer from a lab stand and bring it to their desks. "We're going to dissect these beasts" I declared.
I demonstrated how to pop open the chassis of the Dell models we were using and urged my students to follow my example. Sounds of grinding metal gave way to gasps of awe. It was as if each one of them had pulled Excalibur from its stone. We spent the next 45 minutes discussing the various different components of the computer. At one point, I pulled the processor out of its seating below the elaborate cooling system and, in my best Igor voice, I exclaimed "The brain! I have a brain for my master!". The class guffawed at my inanity.
We discussed the issues related with computer cooling and how, as processors become more powerful, heat dissipation becomes more of a challenge. When asked to come up with alternative methods of cooling, one student suggested a water-based cooling system. I liked this idea and thought that we could perhaps drain off the resulting hot water from the system and make coffee from it.
At the end of class, everything was closed up and put back in its place as if nothing had happened. A small part of me was a little worried that we would somehow end up with a few more non-working computers as a result of this exercise. Thankfully, everything booted up normally. As my students left class, I heard one of more disinterested students say to a classmate "Now, THAT was cool".
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
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Sunday, February 20, 2011
It took some time for me to get used to using the PS3 controller. The one advantage the Wii has over the PS3 in COD is that the Wii lets you use a gun attachment for your controller. After a few rounds of trying to get used to the interface, I joined a Death Match in multi-player mode. I had expected to get my ass handed to me by a bunch of mouthy 14-year-olds, but was pleasantly surprised at how well I played. I won't be showing up on the leaderboards anytime soon, but I held my own.
Below, you'll find a video of a firefight between me and another player. I took out his partner pretty quick, but had to do a little back and forth in order to take out the second guy.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
I wish I could have been a fly on the wall over at Burger King HQ when the suits were brainstorming ideas about this new burger.
"Team, beef prices are through the roof. How do we make our burgers cheaper?"
"We cut costs by stuffing them full of stuff that's cheaper than beef?"
"Great idea! But we have to do it with stuff we already have. We don't want to buy new ingredients."
"Why don't we mash stuff from the BK Breakfast Bowls into the beef patties? And to really sell it, we'll promote it as a specialty sandwich and charge extra!"
"Brilliant! Give that man a promotion!"
Monday, February 14, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
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Thursday, February 10, 2011
The Air Hog Hawk Eye is the result. It's just as durable as its brethren, but it's unique design offers a number of flight challenges. For the first few flights, we struggled to get the trim setting right in order to keep the Hawk Eye from spinning during flight. Once we got the hang of flying, however, we had just as good a time with this helicopter as we had with previous models.
If you end up purchinsing the Air Hog Hawkeye, you're going to want to be aware of a few things. First off, it's controlled via infra-red rather than radio waves, so the controller acts much like your TV remote. You've got to be in a line-of-sight for this thing to work. And you need to be close by. Several times, the copter has just gotten out of range and we lost all contact with it (once it ended up on the neighbor's roof! Eeek! Thank God the ice storm pushed it off a few minutes later). Also, there's quite a learning curve to flying. Flying it outside can be a chore, especially in any appreciable wind. Inside, however, the thing handles very well once you get it tuned correctly.
You'll find a video of both an outdoor and an indoor flight. The Air Hog Hawk Eye doesn't record sound along with video, so I've set this video to music.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Infinitely more disappointing, however, was Christina Aguilera's rendition of our national anthem, The Star Spangled Banner. When she appeared on stage to sing it, I initially thought that they had gotten Cindi Lauper to sing. I wish it had indeed been Lauper who was singing because she would have done a marginally better job and I guarantee you that she would have known all of the words. Christina Aguilera quickly issued a statement which essentially stated that she had been caught up in the moment and lost her place. Some tabloids have hinted that Aguilera had a bit too much to drink beforehand and her slight tipsiness was the cause of her colossal screw-up. I actually believe Christina Aguilera on this one.
I'm going to sound like an angry old-man for saying this, but the problem began with Whitney Houston's rendition of The Star Spangled Banner during Super Bowl XXV. Instead of leading the crowd, Whitney Houston decided to make the anthem her own by singing it with fancy embellishments that went against the natural rhythm of the song. And it worked; Whitney Houston's version of The Star Spangled Banner became a Top 20 hit. The problem is, every singer who followed has felt the need to ham-bone through the song because they see the gig as an opportunity to showcase themselves. Christina Aguilera was no exception and, in her rush to put out a performance rather than sing the song as it was intended, she messed up.
There's a reason why the lyrics of The Star Spangled Banner were set to the tune of a popular drinking song: because it's easy for a common person to sing and it sounds best when sung by a crowd. Any singer, regardless of their level of talent, who tries to make it their own is suffering from a delusion. The Star Spangled Banner does not and should not belong to any one person. It belongs to the people of The United States and it holds more significance when it's sung together. That's what we need to get back to. So, get up there, sing the song as if you're leading a choir, and, for God's sake, make sure you know the freaking words.
If my sentiments on this matter make make sound like little more than a grumpy old man, well, then GET OFF MY LAWN!
That being said, how long until Star Spangled Banner: Tha' Remix is available for digital download from your favorite online retailer?
Monday, February 7, 2011
This particular Xtranormal movie is based upon a true story drawn from my own experience as a designer/programmer. I've often found that a lot of great designs are ruined by managers who have little more than gut feelings, buzzwords and trend analysis reports to go on.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
"I'm not going along with this", I screamed. "I bought the shovel for you because I needed a new one anyway. And I watched Con Air six times in a row with you because I thought that there just might be some kind of cosmic significance that I had overlooked the first two dozen times I saw it, but digging in the snow for some long dead folk singer's rainy day craft chest is where I draw the line!"
I could tell that, beneath his stone-faced exterior, the ghost of John Malkovich was not at all pleased. He nodded to himself and calmly issued yet another threat. "If you continue to refuse to help me, I'll have no choice but to keep tormenting you until you end up being fitted for a straight jacket and thrown into a padded cell. And then, I'll torment your children. And your childrens' children. Whatever it takes, I'm going to find the lost treasure of Burl Ives so that he and I can both move on to the afterlife."
I brushed him off and scoffed. "You're not even real!"
"Then why are we having a conversation?" asked the ghost John Malkovich.
I thought about it for a moment. It was a good question. After a few moments of pondering, I came to a terrifying realization. "Okay, you're real in the sense that I perceive you as real. But you're not a ghost. You're most likely the result of a few clusters of blown neurons. I must have thrown a clot or had a minor stroke or something. Basically, you're just a figment of my imagination". I turned to walk away from him, hoping that the ghost of John Malkovich would just fade out of my brain.
Even with my backed turned on him, I could sense his sinister smile curl upwards like a slice of bacon cooking on a newly greased frying pan. "Could a blood clot do THIS?" he yelled as he lept toward me and bit into the back of my leg.
I awoke in my bed, covered in sweat and screaming in pain from the worst charlie horse I had ever felt.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Calling University of Phoenix back after they hung up on me and then pretending to drop the call was enough to get an adviser to call me directly. Listen to the call below: