Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Brett Farve Comes Out Of Retirement Again

Quarterback Brett Farve is coming out of retirement yet again. Normally, I wouldn't be able to muster enough effort to care about it, but I'm starting to think that, contrary to what most NFL fans are saying, this may actually be a good thing. Farve may very well be the flakiest quarterback of all time, but I want to see him play the game until they have to wheel his rotting corpse out of the stadium. I want to see the guy throwing interception after interception while riding on a hoveround. And I want that hoveround to be insured through an AARP approved insurer, complete with a roadside assistance clause.

And it comes as no surprise to me that the Vikings would sign him. They have two inconsistant quarterbacks as it is and could probably use a future hall-of-famer on the team. Plus, they can get $4,500 from the government when they turn him in at the end of the season through the "Cash For Clunkers" program.

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