Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Inbox By GMail Is Going Away!

I opened up Gmail Inbox last night and was met with the troubling message that Inbox will be going away on April 2nd. Since its public release in 2015, Inbox has implemented a number of useful features like:

  • Undo Send
  • Smart Reply
  • The Unsubscribe card
  • Snoozing emails
  • Nudges
This is all a part of the overarching Gmail overhaul that has been going on recently. Inbox was used to test potential new features and supposedly most of the popular Inbox features will be making their way to the Gmail app if they aren't there already. 

Personally, I'm going to miss the look of Inbox. The Gmail app is such a mess. All of my mails: traveling, work, announcements, promotions are dumped into the main screen so that just feels like a downgrade compared to Inbox. You can get some semblance of that interface in the Gmail app by going to Configure Inbox which will allow you have a tabbed inbox for Primary, Promotions, Updates, etc. However, it has been my experience that those tabs look awful and are a massive downgrade from the subject, day, and Highlights separations that Inbox has.

So, Inbox, despite how much we'll miss you, we bid thee farewell. It is a far, far better thing that you did, than you have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that you go to than you have ever known.

Friday, March 15, 2019

Colorado Christian University Calls

A rep from Colorado Christian University called looking for Clovis. Clovis was so excited to hear from her that his exclamation of "Hallelujah" took her back a bit. The rep said that she wanted to introduce Clovis to an admissions counselor but Clovis said he wasn't dressed for a meeting.

Clovis was interested in becoming a Televangelist. When the rep asked Clovis if he was interested in studying "online", Clovis said he wanted to study "The Bible". The rep kept trying to get Clovis to understand the concept of online learning.

 

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Lori Loughlin And Felicity Huffman Charged In Massive College Cheating Scheme

According to multiple media outlets, more than 40 people, including actors Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin, have been charged with fraud for their alleged involvement in a massive college admissions scheme. Those involved in the scheme allegedly tried to get students to gain admission to top-tier colleges and universities by paying bribes up to $6 million, getting students to be admitted as recruited athletes under false pretenses and helping them cheat on entrance exams, per court documents that were unsealed on Tuesday. If convicted, those involved could each face five years in prison.

Oh no! Not Lori Laughlin! What will become of Season 5 of Fuller House and the proposed spinoff involving her and John Stamos? And who will star in the next Hallmark Channel Christmas movie about an advertising executive stranded over Christmas in a sleepy Vermont town due to a snow storm? Hopefully Candace Cameron-Bure is available to take over, or the 2019 holiday movie season is ruined!

On the bright side, we can be rather well assured that Lori Laughlin will use her upcoming experience in prison to write, direct and star in a Hallmark Channel movie about a white collar executive incarcerated in a federal prison who overcomes her emotional issues just in time to help spruce up the GenPop area for the holidays. And maybe even make some friends along the way. It'll be called Jingle Cells!

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

TP-Link HS110 Smart Plug with Energy Monitoring

The room was ominously dark except for one lone spotlight shining down on the subject.

"Where are your rebel friends NOW?" the interrogator asked as he entered into sight. He was toying with the subject. He knew that the question would be unanswered. Conversely, the subject knew that there would be no help arriving. There would be no escape.

The interrogator looked at his clip board and read menacingly from it. "Samsung. Model #WA52M8650AW. They say you have high efficiency. They say you have achieved Energy Star rating. We shall see if that distinction has truly been earned". The interrogator gleefully called out to an unseen assistant. "Attach the device....".
TP-Link HS110 Smart Plug

Live with any smart home deployment long enough and you'll begin to wonder if you're actually saving any energy by using smart devices. Think about that long enough and you may even begin to wonder how much energy your various appliances draw on average. If you're keen on monitoring energy usage on specific electronic devices, then there are a fair amount of smart plugs on the market that offer energy monitoring capabilities. I went with the TP-Link HS110 Smart Plug with Energy Monitoring. It should cost you around $15 depending on where you buy it from.

I'm in a fairly poor position to evaluate smarthome energy consumption in my house because I have no benchmark to compare my current consumption to. I had a number of smart bulbs installed the moment I moved into the house and had the Nest thermostat put in soon after. Still, the installation of smart home devices has fed my desire to compile and analyze data. Also, I thought it would be interesting to monitor the energy consumption related to the running of my washing machine, so I attached the TP-Link HS110 Smart Plug to it upon getting it out of the box.

Of course, the plug also allows you to turn itself on and off just like any other smart plug does, but I'm not using that function in relation to the washing machine just yet. I'm not even sure why I'd want the ability to turn my washing machine on and off remotely. Perhaps if I wanted to have a load started before I got home from work so that it wouldn't be sitting in the washing machine all day growing mildew.

The TP-Link HS110 Smart Plug uses the KASA app to interact directly with the device. You can link KASA to Google Home and control the on/off toggle. However, if you want to check current energy consumption or if you want to get a report of past consumption, you'll have to go through the KASA app. That seems to be par for the course for that sort of thing. For example, I can set the temperature on Nest thermostat via Google Home, but if I want to access any historical functions, I'll have to go through the Nest app.

So, what good is an energy monitoring smart plug if you don't have the desire to track energy usage? Well, in my case, my laundry room is located at the far end of my house and my bedroom is located at the opposite end. If I'm in my bedroom when the washing machine buzzer goes off, I won't be able to hear it, thus potentially inconveniencing any of the other residents in the house who are waiting to wash their clothes. Thanks to the magic of IFTTT, I could create a custom routine to set an alert to notify me when "current power" drops under, say, 500 watts. I know what you're thinking: I can just make a mental note to keep better track of when I expect my washing load to be done. But, with the TP-Link HS110 Smart Plug and IFTTT, I don't have to.

Monday, March 4, 2019

Another SEO Scammer Calls Me

A rep from one of those SEO Optimization companies called me hoping to get me to sign up. I transferred them over to Clovis who began by bragging that he knows more about the web than a spider. When the rep began to tell Clovis about website promotion, Clovis said that his website deserved a promotion from Captain to General. The rep explained that they would scan the website for issues and Clovis said that he had plenty of shoes to identify. The rep started to talk about identifying an I.P. to which Clovis said that he wasn't into golden showers. Clovis then asked how much the rep would pay him in order to have the rights to promote the website. Clovis asked for $10,000. Clovis then remarked about his drinking problem and asked the rep if he liked to get drunk at work. The rep seemed desperate to hand Clovis off to an account manager and asked Clovis to hold on. Clovis began to sing "Baby Hold On" by Eddie Money. The rep hung up.


Thursday, February 28, 2019

Nest Protect

I feel sorry for the little smoke detectors that came with my house. I'm sure they worked incredibly hard over the years, valiantly sitting watch around the house ready to detect smoke with total vigilance. All they asked was a yearly battery replacement and self-test. Then my family comes in and, like an Initech business consultant, I start asking "What would you say......you do here?". Next thing you know, the kitchen smoke detector has been retired to the tool closet and a Nest Protect is sitting watch in its place.

The big question is, why would the average consumer want to purchase a Nest Protect at $110 over the traditional puck style smoke detector which costs around $25? Does the Nest Protect offer $85 worth of value over the puck? In my opinion, it does. To begin with, the Nest Protect has a sleek and stylish look boasting a square design with rounded edges, and a stainless-steel mesh cover that looks not only looks great, but gives smoke and CO2 a bunch of access points for better detection.

The Nest Protect is also an essential part of your smart home deployment, as it can alert you via the Nest app when smoke and/or CO2 has been detected. Just a few hours after installing a Nest Protect in the kitchen, the girls decided to cook some fried chicken on the stove. I was at rehearsals when the Nest app alerted me that smoke had been detected. The girls later told me that the Nest Protect announced that smoke had been detected and if it continued, the alarm would sound and that it would be loud. In cases like this, when there's just a little smoke due to un-vented cooking, the alert can be silenced via the app or by physically pressing the button on the device. If there's a large amount of smoke, however, silencing will be disabled.

The Pathlight feature on Nest Protect is very handy. Pathlight is like a night light that turns on when you walk by, so you don’t need to stumble around in the dark. So, when Nest Protect detects you walking by in the dark, i it will illuminate
a soft white light in order to help you find your way. Ten seconds after you pass by, Pathlight turns off.

If you have a Nest thermostat, then the Nest Protect can work in partnership with it. So, if the Nest Protect detects Carbon Monoxide, you have the option of allowing the Nest Protect to turn your furnace off via the Nest thermostat. This makes sense, as the furnace tends to be the primary cause of Carbon Monoxide emissions.

The one drawback I see with the Nest Protect is that it doesn't integrate with Google Home. I know that some folks out there want to have the ability to have the connected light bulbs turn red during an alert or perhaps have some bulbs turn on to 10% brightness when Pathlight detects movement. Those are minor concerns for me. While I hope that Nest offers Google Home integration in the near future, it isn't a deal breaker for me. I'll be deploying Nest Protect devices in other areas around the house over the next few months.

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

The Virtual Sink 10th Anniversary

It was 10 years ago today that I pointed the domain name, virtualsink.com to the blog that I had been working on for a month prior. As explained in my introductory post, The Virtual Sink was borne out of the ashes of the radio shows that I did in Chicago throughout the 90's. It escaped to the Internet where it died a quiet death after the birth of my daughter. It rose from the ashes when the demands of being a father took up less of my time. Some said I would get bored of it within a year. Some said I'd never be able to keep generating content. Most didn't care either way. Regardless of your opinion, I'm still here spewing content.

So, what's next? I had initially envisioned The Virtual Sink to be a collaboration between myself and the former co-hosts of both The Kitchen Sink and The Virtual Sink. That never happened because, surprisingly, their apathy level far surpassed my own. And, yet, I can't keep doing this for another 10 years, can I? I don't know. Maybe I invite some guest bloggers once or twice a month. Maybe I do some wider Youtube collaboration with some of my acting buddies. Maybe nothing changes at all and I keep plugging along until either I have nothing left to say or some foreign telemarketing scammer decides that they've had enough of my petty shenanigans and tracks me down to exact their revenge.

Whatever happens, I'm here now and the last 10 years stand as a testament to my commitment to my own bloviations.

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

LifeSmart LED Colorlight

Just One Of Many Lighting Effects
For those of you who love the idea of having a set of Nanoleaf light panels in your bedroom, but don't want to shell out several hundred dollars, there's a cheaper alternative available. Check out the LifeSmart LED Smart Light Panels. At around $40 for three panels and a stand, they make the perfect nightstand lamp. You can buy larger kits, up to 10 on YescomUSA.com, or you can buy individual panels should you want to expand your current setup.

I've had my eye on the LifeSmart LED Smart Light Panel kit for a few months now. Every so often, they will show up on some deal site like Slickdeals.net where they will get snapped up before I can manage to buy some. I've tried to buy direct from YescomUSA only to find that they are constantly sold out. So, they must be pretty popular, right? Either that or they need to ramp up production in the sweat shop. I was finally able to get my hand on a kit last week and I was pretty excited to put them together and see how they looked on my nightstand.

The first thing I noticed when I got the kit out of the box was how small the panels are. These things are seriously tiny. Have a look at the picture below and you can see how they compare in size to my Google Home Mini and "Chomp" my small alligator head (I usually set the Google Home Mini inside Chomp's mouth so it appears as if Chomp is speaking). The next thing I noticed was how cheap the whole setup felt. The panels and the base both feel like they are made from the same type of molded plastic that you'd find in a kid's action figure playset. And mounting the panels onto the base does not feel very secure. It feels like the panels are staying in place thanks to gravity and fervent prayer. I was worried that a stiff breeze from the air vent nearby might blow the whole setup over.

Despite my reservations about the cheap feel of the kit, I do have to say that the LifeSmart LED Smart Light Panels have performed very well. They can shine in 16 million colors and have a number of pre-programmed and customizable effects. The kit can also be controlled via Google Assistant or Amazon Alexa. There are some limitations, though. You can't command individual panels, so if you ask Google Assistant to turn the Colorlight red, then the entire kit is going to be red. And I don't think that there's a way to have your smart hub enable a certain effect. You'll have to use the LifeSmart app directly for that.

Overall, even though I've been referring to them as "Redneck Nanoleaf", the LifeSmart LED Smart Light Panels are not a serious substitute for the Nanoleaf. They'll never be the big showpiece of your smart home setup. The panels are, however, perfect for a desk lamp or a nightstand lamp and they are priced for that sort of function.

The LifeSmart LED Smart Light Kit Next To My Google Home Mini And "Chomp", The Gator Head

Monday, February 18, 2019

Patient Care Service Calls Me

Kim, a rep from Patient Care Service called me. She asked if I had pain in my back, hips, knees or ankles. I was struck by how bland her reading of the script was and asked her when she had lost all passion for her job. She responded by saying that she was only reacting to my vibe. At that point, I suggested we rewind the conversation and start again. Which we did. And I responded with much more enthusiasm. This cracked her up.

My words can't do justice to the entire conversation, so you'll have to have to listen to it yourself:


Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Frenchie Update

We've had our little French Bulldog for 4 months now and I thought I would provide an update on her. We've named her Luna. I had forgotten how much I enjoyed having a dog around the house. I hadn't had one for about four years since my shih-tzu/poodle mix passed on back in 2015.

We've watched her grow from a tiny little 4 pound puppy into a 10 pound food vacuum with a very distinct personality . Here are some of the more interesting things about her:


  • Loves everybody and will attack even strangers with a barrage of affection 

  • Barks at her reflection in the mirror

  • Squats down outside and pretends to pee in the hopes of getting her training treat right away. 

  • Charges after dogs three times her size hoping to play with them but leaves dogs her own size alone. 

  • Has an odd obsession with cardboard and prefers cardboard tubes to any of her toys

  • Desperately wants to play with the cat. Kitty is not amused. 

  • Has developed the ability to climb over the baby gate so that she can get into the kitchen when dinner is being made. 

  • Scratches at the dishwasher door because she wants it down so that she can sit/lay on it. 

  • "I'm ready to help wash the dishes!"
  • Loves belly rubs.....but only from me. 


I was at the local pub the other day and bumped into the vet-tech when I walked up to order a round of drinks.

"Why do you look so familiar?", she asked me.

"I'm an actor?" I offered.

"No. Definitely not that".

"You're the vet tech at my vet's office".

"Right! What's your name again?"

"Tommy Mac"

"......"

"My dog's name is Luna"

"OH YEAH! The FRENCHIE! OH MUH GAWD HOW IS SHE????".

Only four months old and already her reputation is overshadowing mine.


Monday, February 11, 2019

The Impossible Slider

After an impromptu Pocket Cookies reunion show in the South Suburbs this weekend (we were terrible, but the audience was kind), I decided to head on over to the local White Castle for some delicious burgers. While awaiting my usual gallbladder-busting order, I noticed something called "The Impossible Slider" for $1.99. A quick Google search revealed the concept behind this burger. I added one to my order.

Impossible meat is the brain child of Impossible Foods, a company that develops plant-based substitutes for meat and dairy products. The so-called Impossible Burger is said by many to be a very close approximation of the taste, texture and flavor of an "actual" burger. How do they achieve this "impossible" feat? Scientists at Impossible Foods discovered a plant-based heme molecule. The heme molecule, when present in meat, is a key factor in how meat behaves. Heme gives blood its red color and helps carry oxygen in living organisms. It is abundant in animal muscle tissue and is also found naturally in all living organisms. Plants, particularly nitrogen-fixing plants and legumes, also contain heme. Using heme along with proteins and fats derived from plants, Impossible Foods created a burger that sears and "bleeds" when cooked.

But, how does it taste? You know what, if I had to eat this stuff for the rest of my life, I wouldn't be tempted towards suicide right away. Unlike the regular 99 cent veggie slider, which tastes like packed ashes, the Impossible Slider does actually taste like an traditional burger. I had hoped that it would be more like an approximation of a regular slider, but that's apparently not what they were going for here. The Impossible Slider is a thicker patty so it tastes a lot like a burger shot slider. Not what I was expecting, but still a pretty decent burger.

If you're interested in trying an Impossible Slider yourself, they are available at all 377 White Castle locations. Further, different types of Impossible Burgers are available at over 3,000 different locations in the United States and Hong Kong.

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Energy Scamming Rep Goes Full 2400 Baud On Me

A rep calling himself "Henry" called me trying to get me to sign up for some kind of energy savings scam. I pretended to constantly forget his name, often asking him to remind me what it was and then calling him something completely different. I started to stall when "Henry" asked for my Com Ed account number. At that point, the rep put me on mute and chimed back in a few time to make a noise that sounded like a bad imitation of a modem connecting. He went full 2400 baud on me! He ended the call by pushing a bunch of buttons on the phone.

Monday, February 4, 2019

Zinus Armita Smart Boxspring

I recently got a new bedroom set for the master suite in my home. This included a new king sized bed, which, of course, meant that I would need a new mattress and box spring. The prospect of hauling a both a box spring and mattress from one of the local furniture stores didn't appeal to me, and neither did the thought of having to fit a stiff box spring around the delicate corners of my house that lead into the master bedroom. A mattress is much more supple than a box spring and can take the corners easier. The slats of a box spring might crack if worked too hard into a doorway. Thankfully, a solution came in the form of the Zinus Armita Smart Boxspring.

How is this for a concept: Assemble your box spring inside your bedroom so that you don't have to haul that behemoth in a pick-up truck or work it around the corners of your house. This is the convenience that Zinus Armita Smart Boxspring offers. I know that there are those of you out there that are at least a little bit daunted by the thought of having to put together your own box spring. But, never fear! Putting together the Zinus Armita Smart Boxspring was so easy that I had it done within 15 minutes. The hardest part was zipping the cover over the box spring once I had all the parts assembled. I don't recommend doing that part alone with a king sized box spring as it can be a bit unwieldy.

The Zinus Armita Smart Boxspring is made of steel rather than wood, which makes the box spring a bit less heavier than a traditional one. If that gives you pause, I do believe that there is a wood version available, but I honestly don't think that there's any difference in stability. Whichever version you purchase, there's a small but significant savings in the purchase price over traditional box springs. Where you really save is convenience. Overall, I liked the Zinus Armita Smart Boxspring enough that I purchased a full sized one for my daughter's new bed and she's very happy with it.

If you're interested in how one puts together the Zinus Armita Smart Boxpsring, I've included pictures of the directions below:


Friday, January 25, 2019

George Washington University Calls

I visited George Washington University briefly during my trip to Washington DC this past Summer. George Washington himself had wanted to establish a university in the capital of the United States. His wishes were finally fulfilled in 1821 when President James Madison signed the charter for what would become George Washington University. Since then, George Washington University has become a very prestigious institution. So much so, that when they started calling looking for Clovis and inquiring about enrolling him in one of their graduate programs, I was convinced that it had to be a scam of some sort. Perhaps they were calling from George Washington Carver University or George Warshington University. But, no, it was actually the hallowed institution itself.


An admissions rep from George Washington University called Clovis looking to see if he would be a good fit for their Masters program. Clovis wanted to know what George Washington was really like and if he still hung out on campus. Getting a tepid response from that, Clovis then recalled a documentary he had seen about an alumnus named Josh Baskin who spoke to a machine as a little boy and magically turned into an adult (this is a reference to the Tom Hanks movie "Big". Hanks' character claims to be a graduate of George Washington University). Again, a tepid response. Clovis then wondered if he got a Masters degree, would everyone have to call him "Master"? That actually got a laugh out of the rep. The call ended when Clovis asked if George Washington Carver was related to George Washington or if he was just the guy who cut him up.

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Geeni Switch + Charge Smart Wi-fi Outlet with 2 USB Ports

Wi-fi smart plugs are practically a dime a dozen these days, right? Part of me thinks that there's just one factory located in Southeast Asia manufacturing all of these things, that they then ship off to various companies who program them to respond to their proprietary app, etch a brand logo on them and then resell them to the consumer. What I'm saying is, aside from the app being used to control the plug, there isn't much physical difference in wi-fi smart plugs. Every so often, a company will throw in a few extra features and see if they stick. Enter the Geeni Switch + Charge Wi-fi Outlet.

What it is and what it does is obvious. It's a wi-fi smart plug that you can command through Google Home or Amazon Alexa. In addition to that, the Geeni Switch is also boasts two USB ports that can be used to charge any number of your compatible devices. This little plug is perfect to put near your nightstand. You can plug a lamp into the outlet and then use the two USB ports to charge your phone and tablet overnight. Problem is, if your device supports Quick Charge, you won't be quick charging from these USB ports.

People tend to mis-read the information provided by Geeni regarding it's USB ports on the Geeni Switch + Charge Wi-fi Outlet. In order to support Quick Charge, a USB port has to be capable of delivering 2 amps. Many people who buy the Geeni Switch + Charge think that each USB port on the switch charges at 2 amps. That's not the case. Each USB port charges at 1 amp, so two 1 amp USB ports equals 2 amps. For that fuzzy math to work out to a Quick Charge rating, the Geeni Switch + Charge would have to claim a total of 4 ams (Two 2 amp USB ports = a total of 4 amps on the device).  The USB ports are always on as well, you cannot shut them off via the app. Neither those things were deal breakers for me.

Overall, the Geeni Switch + Charge Wi-fi Smart Outlet has been a fine addition to my smart home deployment. At a cost of around $15, you get reliable, easy to install, easy to manage smart plug that just happens to boast two USB charging ports.